OCR EN:
V: Have you read the newspaper? What is the news for today?
W: Orders.
V: Excuse me?
W: Orders.
V: I was asking, what’s new.
W: I was telling you, that there are new orders.
V: New orders? Excuse you. Do you mean a medal of honor? Did somebody receive a new medal of honor?
W: No. Not at all. There is no medal of honor. Medal, like the metal, we are greatly lacking. There are not many metals in Europe, or in the Third Reich.
V: Lacking in metals? You’ve gone mad. This one time I saw a picture of a man, very strong with an apoplectic nape in the back. He had many medals on his chest. That must have been many metals, sir! What is he called?
W: Well that’s something different. That’s the man that collects the metal and carries it home around his neck, to his factories, where they melt it and create canons.
V: Nonsense. So that man has new orders?
W: No. The other guy came up with the new orders, his boss.
V: Which one?
W: Oh that one… the smaller one with the mustache… his hair over his forehead… you know, he was imprisoned and wrote a book …
V: Oh, Monte Christo?
W: Oh no! … How he shouts and wears a waterproof coat, I can’t remember …
V: A waterproof coat. Wait a minute… who is well-known that wears a waterproof coat? Is he Jewish?
W: Jewish… I cannot say… but it doesn’t matter… Whatever his name is, it doesn’t matter. Simply, he is the one that came up with the new orders.
V: But what will it be, when it is ready?
W: A very good thing. Very good. Well, it wasn’t exactly revealed what it will be, or if it will be. But it is a very good thing.
OCR EN:
V: Well look at that. We will have new orders. And you say that it will be good. Transportational orders. Presumably, what? Transportational new orders?
W: Yes. Something like that. Transportational orders, related to the transport of groups of people…
V: I see. The moving of a nation, huh?
W: That’s right! But, with the difference that back then, nations would move from place to place, whereas now, a nation is moving to many places.
V: A which nation is the chosen one?
W: Well naturally, the Nordic race!
V: I see. All of the germanics. Now I know. Germans, Italians, and Japanese. Only the blondes.
W: Precisely. And these blondes are taking everything into their hands and they will create new orders. It is very easy. Whoever already speaks german, they will run the business. And those who don’t know, they will learn how to speak german. Well, and so that things run more efficiently, because learning a new language can be very prolonged, they will work a lot for cheap for those, who already know german.
V: Well that is truly very nice. Simply, speak german or shut your mouth. And how considerate for the young ones. No overload for the brain. One language and that is it.
W: Yeah, they are very helpful to the young ones. They will learn to go, not to school, just to go.
V: Well that is spectacular! That is why that Italian hunk …. You know, who I mean…
W: I know, also a blonde.
V: Yes, except bald… That is why he invited an entire division of german teachers from the Reich to Italy. Supposedly, there are secret agents dressed in civilian clothes, I mean to say the teachers, directly with the Italian soldiers, and everyone speaks accordingly… der, die, das… very quickly!
OCR EN:
W: No way Italians, they are the best Germans, that is a fact today. And they would beat each other to death for the new orders.
V: Maybe they will beat each other to death, don’t you know?
W: Well, if they don’t do it to themselves, then someone else will beat them.
V: Yes, the Italians are met with horrible misunderstandings. Look at Greece. The Italians issued orders there. And it was about time for that! Excuse you, the Greeks, they are such an expansive and aggressive nation! After all, they besieged Troy! Ten years! The impudence!
W: Now wait a minute, that was a long time ago.
V: A long time ago! But the Italians, they arrived now in order to punish them.
W: Apparently, it was horrible, what the Italians saw in Greece. It was difficult to watch. And all the Italians, along with the officials, turned around and left. And you know, they were so put off by it, that they haven't stopped running? And now they are in Albania and they still don’t like it!
V: And the Greeks, those barbarians, they continue to shoot them! Have you ever heard of a Greek and Roman battle using bayonets? After all, it is against the rules.
W: That bald guy was very angry and told them what he thinks about that. But that is right, the Italian army is the fastest mechanized army in the world - no one can catch them.
V: No way. They managed to do that in Libya. Everything motorized, everything automatic. Automatic weapons, automatic fear, automatic washing machines…
W: Automatic washing machines?
V: Surely. For laundry. After a battle.
W: Do you know for sure that it is a washing machine? Are you sure you’re not mistaken?
V: Maybe I am, but everything is automatic.
OCR EN:
W: Apparently the Italians have a new weapon.
V: I know, an amazing tank.
W: Well, I didn’t know that.
V: Surely. Just one transmission - backwards. But it is great!
W: Sometimes people can be put off by it, how it harms the new orders. Like America. After all, they create a great amount of material that harms the new orders. So much steel! So many canons! Every week, a new battleship. And all of those bomber jets they are sending to England!
V: That is really unconscientious.
W: That is ignorance of the language! They don’t know german and they don’t want to learn it. They don’t know what the new orders are. They claim that it is still the old bastard.
